explosm:

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explosm:

By Rob! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

posted 5 hours ago via explosm with 578 notes

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

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slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

Anonymous asked: Psst. Hey. I think you're beautiful. :) Have a wonderful evening.

Awe, this is so sweet. 💖

posted 12 hours ago with 0 notes

starkked:

We’re not a Team. We’re a  timebomb.

and-the-words-so-sweet:

fuck fuck fuck watercolour tattoos are rad as fuck

tomhazeldine:

tom hiddleston: what a piece of work. ugh

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berkian-chief:

zoe-cat:

lana-del-winchester:

ask-shuffleberry:

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this is what butts sound like

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING IN PORTAL

Now you’re thinking with booty

Fuck, butts has a sick beat

slimed:

slimed:

time to leave comic con

still starstruck

slimed:

slimed:

time to leave comic con

still starstruck

aymee-skout:

for the longest time i didn’t know what smh stood for and i just put together it meant suck my hole ,so now that i know what it stands for “shaking my head” seems allot tamer then “suck my hole” 

"the lady at McDonalds gave me coke instead of diet coke UGH SUCK MY HOLE" 

see that gives way more impact don’t you think

posted 1 day ago via aymee-skout with 2 notes

neatpotatoes:

who wants to lower their standards and date me

jayexnichole:

this cat is prettier than me wtf

jayexnichole:

this cat is prettier than me wtf

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