I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy
i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Awe, this is so sweet. 💖
tom hiddleston: what a piece of work. ugh
for the longest time i didn’t know what smh stood for and i just put together it meant suck my hole ,so now that i know what it stands for “shaking my head” seems allot tamer then “suck my hole”
"the lady at McDonalds gave me coke instead of diet coke UGH SUCK MY HOLE"
see that gives way more impact don’t you think
who wants to lower their standards and date me