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sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

Little Sisters being adorable!

nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

krakkenchaos:

precumming:

THIS IS MY JAM

Musical numbers in 90s and early 00s cartoons are so surreal because they actually put effort into making them sound good. Also, as is much the case here, the fictional bands rarely fit with the rest of the characters

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

allthecanadianpolitics:

until-i-find-you:

Warning: the following may be too badass for you to handle.

Today the Conservatives filed out of the House of Commons in Ottawa early. The NDP followed. Moments later, all the NDP MPs came back into the house and took their seats. They had…

langleav:

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

langleav:

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, BN.com The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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